Question 1064: "Here's my son, his name is '!_______'"

“’In Canada, I used to deejay, and they used to have daytime dances in the early nineties, because ______ parents were really strict, and wouldn’t allow their kids to go out at night, so they had daytime dances, and I would deejay them. So there were always fights at these dances. It was like…these ______ fights, you know, it was like AAAAGH (* with a weird arm movement similar to someone attacking*) and I used to watch. Anyway this fight broke out at one of the dances, and in Canada there are a lot of new _______ and young , but these were like real village kids, and now they had come to the big city…and this fight breaks out and this other kid runs up to the fight, where I was standing to watch, and he says, “ Hey, nobody fight today, okay, or ‘Y’ ”.”’

The above was an excerpt from one episode of the "India Questions" series of NDTV in which X, who looked like the following picture when he was young, was invited for the talk.

ID X, and the phrase Y.

Answer: Russell Peters! 'Somebody gonna get a hurt real bad'!! :D